Panera Bread is the shit....

Okay so my plane finally took off in Seattle, and I had no delays, which is surprising because there was horrible weather.  I flew into Appleton, Wisconsin (I could by you a mansion.....god bless t-pain)  and took a taxi to the hotel.  When I got to my hotel room i walked in and it felt like i had just walked into a furnace.  My room was hott (sexy and warm), but then again it was 8 degrees out and somebody was compensating for the arctic like weather outside.  So what did i do?  I stripped down to my boxers and sat around in the heat of my hotel room, loving every minute of my private holiday inn room sauna.  The next day I had my credit card put on hold (which is a regular thing because i am spending a good amount of money in random places all over the US) so i decided to go find a bank machine.  This gave me a chance to see Neenah, WI, which is just outside of Appleton.  I thought it was a really cool town.  I was just in Illinois and I would probably guess there wasn't a single town there that I said, "Ya know, I could see myself living here if there was a chance."  No offense to people from Illinois, I just think your state sucks a fatass hippo dick.....JOKING!!  Illinois is nice......in a way..... but anyways, Neenah is a cool small little town that I walked around and decided i really liked.  For lunch i ate at a place called Gyros and Kabobs II.  I never thought there would be a greek restaurant to battle Santorinis in Kirkland, but I have found it.  This gyro was amazing, and cheap.  After that gyro, i was set.  If I were to live anywhere in Wisconsin, it would be Neenah.  

Well last night we had a flight out at 645, but we heard news of a snow storm coming thats gonna drop a foot of snow, so i tried to get us out on an earlier flight.  "Nope, sorry, all flights are full."  Shit...  Should i rent a car and drive 4-5 hours to Minneapolis....possibly longer with a snow storm to drive thorugh?  Well, we waited it out and we arrived at the airport at 430 and our flight is delayed 20 minutes.  Not bad we will get out almost on time.  Oops, a 30 minute delay......Uh no fiddlesticks...... 45 minutes because of deicing and airport traffic......By golly gosh darn it, the Minneapolis airport has been closed for an hour due to bad weather.... Okay everybody lets board the plane.......Oh dog gone poopbutt piddly paddly doopidy dick, just got word from the tower in Minneapolis another hour delay is expected........and it went like that until 1030 when we finally took off from Appleton in the middle of a snow storm.  We deiced for 30 minutes and got on the runway.  The funny thing is that it wasn't that bumpy of a flight but i was white-knuckling it that whole time just for the landing.  Well we landed fine and got to the hotel by 145.  Got up at 630 this morning, got a complimentary breakfast from the hotel, came to work and here I am.  No interesting/weird stuff has happened to me these past couple days but i still have 3 more seminars this week.....yippee!!  I head to St Cloud tonight, and head to the Dakotas after that.  I also got a rental car at Hertz last night and I got a brand new 4runner......minus its brand new cup holders.  Who the fuck takes a new 4Runners cup holders??  Is there a 4Runner cup holder shortage??? Brand new 4Runner for sale with cupholder upgrade which includes.....cup holders!!!! (Oh shit, better buy that 4Runner that fuckin thing has cupholders)  Yea, this is the type of shit i think about in my spare time, like what happened to the cup holders in my rental car....whateva, go fuck yaself.  

Well goodbye for now.  Oh and I ate some cheese from Wisconsin....it tasted like, you guessed it, cheese.  Nothing special.  Anyways, deuces from Minneapolis peeps.